Application: Kiolna, 100 Druid

[appbot]

Name: Kristy
Age: 26
Location/Region of residence: (no addresses please)
Sydney

Character Name: Kiolna
Level: 100
Class: Druid
Race: Night Elf
Alts on this server:
Kehtai, Kaijol, Khati, Kairill, Kestara, Kydri, Kortini, Kopari (you don't need the hordies right?)

Professions:
Tailoring 700 Mining 700

Current Spec: Kitty Bear

End-Game Experience:
Tanaan endless endless dailies, oh gosh why wont the dailies end.

Raiding (yay) Highmaul - normal/heroic (I hate imp)
Blackrock Foundry - normal/heroic (you met me here! Aren't you lucky?)
Hellfire Citadel - Normal/ heroic - I hate robots

Fishing! Yay! So much fishing!

Pet hunting! Yay! Pets!

PVP uh sometimes when I feel like hitting things.

There isn't much else endgame? But I can now totally fly and whatnot so that's sorta something I'm doing endgame right?

Mods and Hardware Requirements:
Mumble and a mic? yes
Omen (or Skada) installed? No
Deadly Boss Mods? yes

Arena/PVP (for those who pvp):
How often do you pvp? When the mood strikes me
What's your arena ranking? Awesome? Naw jokes. I don't arena
What's your pvp gear like? Sub-Par (almost non existant!) But not quite non-existant. Is there a place inbetween? Like nixtance? Lets make that a word.

What is your current (or last) guild? Masquerade
What are the circumstances of your leaving? With their blessing? I've told goon, the others half know already. They don't mind. Most expected it it seems. They love my guts (and hopefully the rest of me?) so therefore am happy for me to do whatever I would like to do and it seems that this is what I would like to do.
Which other guilds have you played with on the server (please be thorough) =)? Faithless Knights (now disbanded?), Chaos Bliss (also disbanded?), Bait (back in lich), No Dramas (not so dramaless), Dat Ist Mein Kitten (only two members) Oh wait. This question asks played with. I've played with alot, but haven't always been a member, I pug tanked for Exita acta probat for ages because apparently their OT wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, and there was a guild I used to do and play inside stormwind castle with. We would play hide and seek and chasies around the throne? I don't remember their names.But we had alot of fun. Pretty sure I got fake married like 5 times! Gosh weren't they fun. That was also many many years ago.....
What are your "turn-offs" as far as guilds are concerned? Immaturity (sp?), Inactivity. I also don't like ugly hair. Also hair where there shouldn't be. Are there any guilds without dwarfs? Ick! So hairy!

There are many guilds on the server... what brought you to War Machine?
So, this one night, when raiding, I met your puglets and they came and gave me a hand.

So me and the puglets got talking, and it turns out they were AWESOME.So we buddied up.

Masq and WM became buddies and a a bustling friendship formed!

So we continued to be friends, raiding together just like a great big happy family.

Then Zesh (who's like a very happy friendly kinda pizza loving puppy minder who totally doesn't hate my jokes or is possibly just too polite to say so!) invited me to a guild survivor! Like gosh! So exciting!

Then a pet battle event! The guild events are so exciting! I've never known a guild to do them! Apparently masq did back in the day - but I wasn't with them then. They just excite me! Just WOW.

Plus Kap loves you guys and I follow at his heals like a lost puppy (or he follows at mine?) either way, we prefer to stick together. Cause we're made out of glue.

Also like, I need close on smushyup time with Leo so I can continue to write the adventures of Leo and Kio and draw more pretty kitteh/paly comics (not released to public yet! Also ruining my raid notes books because I always wanna draw them during raids!)

Plus. Bannox promised me a kitten.

What do you feel you provide that makes you a good member?
I uh like cats? I like pets I guess and happily share them with all my buddies. Because every buddy needs somebuddy to give them a kitteh or two.

I don't have fleas? Does this count? My bed has fleas currently but I sure don't!

I like to fish? Cats also like to fish. (Coincidence? I think not!)

I'm WAY too lazy to AH anything so my bank is full of useless stuff like felblight to share with my friends.

I have a wicked sense of humor.

I tell the BESTEST jokes. Even BOOM likes them!

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Did you think he saw us?

What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?

Did you think he saw us rex!

(if you don't get it, say it outloud....)


What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other?


Eileen.



How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge?

The door wont shut.



Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?

So they can hide upside down in the bowl full of custard!

Anyways I probably provide a good scapegoat too or something more practical like a chair but you may need to get creative.

[Bannox]

If we didn't know you...

[Boomtree]

Lies! I never said I liked your jokes. :-)

In saying that, you can seriously challenge Dak in the Worst Joke Ever in the History of Jokes category.

Good luck with your app.

[Gimmick]

Nice & detailed Kio, I likes it!

[Zeshiku]

That is the best app I've ever read

[eiellith]

heh, heh, like glue... /giggle

[Dakhan]

Invited.

[treeline]

Wow brilliant app and i missed the review, and a feral to replace me

[Bannox]

No one could replace you Tree, Kio hasn't yet learned to Feral/frost/blood/marksman/holy/ele/etc... each week like you do

[Boomtree]

Yea, remember that enhancement pally...? :-)

[choco]

Very refreshing and encouraging to see such quality applicants to our guild. Some have said that the process of joining WM is somewhat convoluted, but as far as I'm concerned, it works! No matter which way you look at it, we are still around, growing stronger, for a reason. Kio and Kap have obviously seen this, and have sacrificed much to come over and join us.
Welcome, guys, and I look forward to your company!

PS: My Daughter's name is Kristy, too!