Post by Callis on Jul 2, 2007 22:08:38 GMT 10
WoW Loading Screen Tips You Will Never See!
forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=114784620&sid=1&pageNo=1
Not a funny thread, but a few gems...
Tip: Be certain to always tell everyone you group with how TOTALLY AWESOME your DPS is, and make sure to ask that the Damage Meter be displayed after every fight.
Tip: Warlocks Give out food and water, Mages give out healthstones, Priests give away free gold.
Tip: Be sure to always play an uncommon race/class combination, like Night Elf Hunter or Undead Rogue. There are not enough of them being played at the moment.
Tip: HAI WATZ GOIN ON IN DIS LOADIN SCREEN?!
Tip: The other people in the game just want to use you, return the favor.
Tip: <Rare item you were looking for> has dropped <Number> times since you were last logged in.
Tip: Do you like walking? Sucks to be you then.
Tip: Help! I'm trapped in a loading screen!
Tip: Your face will lose durability if you are roundhouse kicked.
Tip: Chuck Norris is the patron saint of the Barrens. It is highly encouraged that you discuss Mr. Norris and his uncanny abilities there.
Tip: While you sit on your possibly obese ass, we *Blizzard* is making money off fools like you. Enjoy your stay in Azeroth ya foggats.
Tip: People who don't play the game love to hear about World of Warcraft, be sure to talk about it at every opportunity.
Tip: Only Superman can piss into the wind.
Tip: remember to always be nice to priests and warriors. In fact it's normally a good idea to be nice. The largest exception to this rule is hunters: never group with one except as an absolute last resort replacement for mages, and if a mage ever wants in your group or your group ever wipes, kick the hunter.
and my favorite...
wait for it....
Tip: Never trust a hooker with fresh breath.
forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=114784620&sid=1&pageNo=1
Not a funny thread, but a few gems...
Tip: Be certain to always tell everyone you group with how TOTALLY AWESOME your DPS is, and make sure to ask that the Damage Meter be displayed after every fight.
Tip: Warlocks Give out food and water, Mages give out healthstones, Priests give away free gold.
Tip: Be sure to always play an uncommon race/class combination, like Night Elf Hunter or Undead Rogue. There are not enough of them being played at the moment.
Tip: HAI WATZ GOIN ON IN DIS LOADIN SCREEN?!
Tip: The other people in the game just want to use you, return the favor.
Tip: <Rare item you were looking for> has dropped <Number> times since you were last logged in.
Tip: Do you like walking? Sucks to be you then.
Tip: Help! I'm trapped in a loading screen!
Tip: Your face will lose durability if you are roundhouse kicked.
Tip: Chuck Norris is the patron saint of the Barrens. It is highly encouraged that you discuss Mr. Norris and his uncanny abilities there.
Tip: While you sit on your possibly obese ass, we *Blizzard* is making money off fools like you. Enjoy your stay in Azeroth ya foggats.
Tip: People who don't play the game love to hear about World of Warcraft, be sure to talk about it at every opportunity.
Tip: Only Superman can piss into the wind.
Tip: remember to always be nice to priests and warriors. In fact it's normally a good idea to be nice. The largest exception to this rule is hunters: never group with one except as an absolute last resort replacement for mages, and if a mage ever wants in your group or your group ever wipes, kick the hunter.
and my favorite...
wait for it....
Tip: Never trust a hooker with fresh breath.
