The Horde raids Northrend!

[Furrybeast]

Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Okay, guys, we've had a lot of trouble with the Scourge in the past. I know they were busy wiping Terenas' raid, but if Arthas spawns on us, we could be in a @*!*load of trouble.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Options?
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: I say we nuke him. that plague is fail. trust me.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: now's the perfect time. putress has some stuff to help us with the disease, when we get hit with it.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Really? Isn't that reciepe insanely rare?
[Raid] [Putress]: GM of my guild. Besides, I'm the only Elixir specced Alchemist in the whole goddamn thing. You'd think there'd be more, but the others are busy being turned into speci--
Putress has been removed from the group.
[Putress] says: wtf
[Sylvanas] says: oops, sorry. misclick.
Putress has joined the group.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Saurfang, what do you think? Got a number crunch for me?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Gimme a sec.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: If I'm there, we have a 100.999%, repeating of course, chance of survival.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: o.O;
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: dude, you can't go above 100% chance.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: You can when I'm there.
[Sylvanas] whispers: wtf, he's your second in command? seriously?
[Thrall] whispers: He's got great DPS, what can I say?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: we ready yet?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: c'mon lets go
[Raid] [Garrosh]: nubs, CMON ALREADY! we got a raid boss to pwn!
[Raid] [Garrosh]: L
[Raid] [Garrosh]: E
[Raid] [Garrosh]: T
[Raid] [Garrosh]: S
[Raid] [Garrosh]: G
[Raid] [Garrosh]: O
[Raid] [Garrosh]: !!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: stfu garrosh.
[Raid] [Putress]: Jesus, spam much?
[Cairne] whispers: yo, thrall, what's shakin?
[Thrall] whispers: brb
[Cairne] whispers: k
Thrall is now Do Not Disturb - Planning a war.
[Cairne] whispers:
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: I know time's limited, but the reset timer on the instance is too long, and respawns happen too fast, so we'll have to get right the first time, or we're screwed.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: I'm gonna throw Jaina a /tell and ask her what her people are planning on doing while we send out a few scout.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: ...
[Raid] [Putress]: If the filthy humans die, can I use their corpses for re--
Putress has been removed from the group.
[Putress] yells: WTF SYL!!
[Sylvanas] says: my bad.
[Sylvanas] says: meant to kick Voljin.
[Putress] says: lol
[Vol'jin] says: I'm right *##*ing here, you know.
[Vol'jin] says: I can read everything you're saying.
[Officer] [Sylvanas]: lol trolls
[Officer] [Vol'jin]: And here, too.
[Officer] [Sylvanas]: oh @*!*
Sylvanas has gone offline.
Putress has joined the group.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: We've only got one shot to clear Icecrown. Let the Alliance go running in like idiots and wiping on the first boss; we can learn from their mistakes.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTF WHY ARE WE WAITING?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: i got dkp to spend! lol
[Raid] [Garrosh]: need to replace my sword; frostmourne looks badass with my T7
[Saurfang] whispers: Can I /gkick him?
[Saurfang] whispers: Please?
[Thrall] whispers: We'll need his DPS for Arthas.
[Thrall] says: So /gkick him after the raid.
[Thrall] says: *##*.
[Saurfang] whispers: lol nice one, Warchief.
[Thrall] whispers: *##* you, Saurfang.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTF
[Raid] [Garrosh]: should've known not to join this BS horde
[Raid] [Garrosh]: bunch of fking nubs
Garrosh challenges Thrall to a duel.
Thrall declines.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Are you serious? I'm trying to plan a raid, here. Take your hothead @*!* elsewhere, while I figure this out.
Garrosh challenges Thrall to a duel.
Thrall declines.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: your just scared
[Raid] [Garrosh]: with your old scrub gear
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: oh hell no
Thrall challenges Garrosh to a duel.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: get your ass in that arena, NOW.
[Raid] [Putress]: I call dibs on the loser's entrails!
Sylvanas has come online.
[Sylvanas] says: what the hell?
[Sylvanas] says: wtf are Garrosh and Thrall dueling?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Garrosh called Doomhammer a scrub.
[Sylvanas] says: christ.
[Sylvanas] says: stupid *##*ing orcs.
[Slyvanas] says: no offense.
[Cairne] whispers: hey, slyvy, what's up?
[Sylvanas] whispers: not now, cairne. i'm busy.
[Cairne] whispers:
[Cairne] whispers: heya, vol'jin!
[Vol'jin] whispers: ...You haven't ODed yet?
[Cairne] whispers: you know what?
[Cairne] whispers: i'm gonna go light up a bong, bbl
Cairne has gone offline.
[Thrall] says: @*!*, Org's getting invaded!
Thrall has fled from the duel.
[Garrosh] says: OYEAH MOTHER*##*ER
[Thrall] says: Dude, Garrosh, shut up, we're getting attacked!
[Garrosh] says: UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT
[Thrall] says: STFU GARROSH!
[Garrosh] says: NOW WHAT?
[Herald of the Lich King] yells: Now, you die.
[Garrosh] says: son of a %!*@%!
[Thrall] says: Son of a %!*@%!
[Sylvanas] yells: SON OF A %!*@%!
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Okay guys, stick to the plan.
[Garrosh] yells: FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE HORDE!
Garrosh has been removed from the group.
[Raid] [Thrall]: Let's see how long it takes before he notices.
Garrosh has died.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: well that didn't take long.
[Garrosh] whispers: wtf, why didnt you heal me?
[Thrall] whispers: Not Resto.
[Thrall] whispers: Learn2Bandage.
[Garrosh] whispers: *##* you
Garrosh has gone offline.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: so.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: what now?
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Farm as many pots and as much food as you can; Arthas is getting owned tommorow night.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: GREAT!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: let me grab my voodoo doll.
[Vol'jin] says: wtf, I need that to put hexes on all the Blood Elf Paladins running around my village!
[Sylvanas] says: i'll give it back; its BoE.
[Saurfang] whispers: Do you really think we're ready? Our guild's about as *##*ed up as they come.
[Saurfang] whispers: All we're missing is a emo-kid who believes in vampyrism and the local drunk, and we'll be set for the most dysfunctional raid ever.
[Thrall] whispers: Could be worse.
[Saurfang] whispers: Uh oh, punchline inc.
[Saurfang] whispers: How?
[Thrall] whispers: We could have Staghelm.
[Saurfang] whispers: LOL
[Saurfang] whispers: Truth.
[Saurfang] whispers: Well, alrighty, Warchief. /salute Bright and early, November 13th, then!
[Thrall] whispers: Midnight raid. Bring lots of coffee and lots of beer.
[Saurfang] whispers: lol sounds like a plan. Until then.
Saurfang has gone offline.
Thrall has gone offline.
Cairne has come online.
[Guild] [Cairne]: hey guys!
[Guild] [Cairne]: ...guys?
[Guild] [Cairne]: man this guild sucks



You know its funny

[santhi]

roflmao...what is this...?

too funny

[Furrybeast]

Santhi, its a play off of the Hordes Pre-WOTLK event in Orgrimmar.
Essentially Grommash is all hot-headed about wanting to go trash Northrend, and the other leaders save Cairne are not fussed, Putress and Sylvanas support going to Northrend, but Thrall is hesitant as the elements warn him to be cautious. Then Grommash challenges him to a duel and Thrall(out of his sense of honor, and his debt to Grom Hellscream) takes it easy on the Grommash and is "loosing" before Arthas screams out and launches his attack on Orgrimmar.

They end their duel to go fight it off, and afterwards decided that they must head to Northrend to combat Arthas, and Saurfang is ordered to marshall the troops.