Post by Gimmick on Jul 17, 2018 17:00:45 GMT 10
Greetings,
Every expansion a group of intrepid adventurers race the clock, and each other, in an attempt to be the first person in the guild to reach the new level cap. Past expansions have launched late in the evening limiting this race to the most ummmmm......dedicated people. HOWEVER with an 8am launch this release, there is a chance for more people to join in the carnage. Some of the things to look forward to in joining our race include but are not limited to:
Severe Malnutrition
Deep vein thrombosis
Dehydration
Square Eyes
Soul crushing glances at the guild tab
Caffeine highs and lows
The comfort of an adult diaper
9-12 hours of staring unblinking at your computer screen
The absolute desolation of seeing someone else get there first OR the amazing feeling of getting there first
And MUCH MUCH more
If this sounds like something you would like to get involved in please reply to this post. There will be a small entry fee of 10,000g with prizes for 1st, 2nd & 3rd. Details of who will collect the entry fee will be released at a later date.
Bannox wrote an amazing piece on launch day here : What To Expect When You're Expecting.....an Expansion
It's a bit outdated in terms of the game, however still eerily accurate to the minds processes throughout leveling.
Cheers
Officers of War Machine
Every expansion a group of intrepid adventurers race the clock, and each other, in an attempt to be the first person in the guild to reach the new level cap. Past expansions have launched late in the evening limiting this race to the most ummmmm......dedicated people. HOWEVER with an 8am launch this release, there is a chance for more people to join in the carnage. Some of the things to look forward to in joining our race include but are not limited to:
Severe Malnutrition
Deep vein thrombosis
Dehydration
Square Eyes
Soul crushing glances at the guild tab
Caffeine highs and lows
The comfort of an adult diaper
9-12 hours of staring unblinking at your computer screen
The absolute desolation of seeing someone else get there first OR the amazing feeling of getting there first
And MUCH MUCH more
If this sounds like something you would like to get involved in please reply to this post. There will be a small entry fee of 10,000g with prizes for 1st, 2nd & 3rd. Details of who will collect the entry fee will be released at a later date.
Bannox wrote an amazing piece on launch day here : What To Expect When You're Expecting.....an Expansion
It's a bit outdated in terms of the game, however still eerily accurate to the minds processes throughout leveling.
Cheers
Officers of War Machine
